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Lisa's space7 October looking for the good in all thingsAttitude of Gratitude...
I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have. Today I can complain because the weather is rainy or ... I can be thankful that the grass is getting watered for free. Today I can feel sad that I don't have more money or ... I can be glad that my finances encourage me to plan my purchases wisely and guide me away from waste. Today I can grumble about my health or ... I can rejoice that I am alive. Today I can lament over all that my parents didn't give me when I was growing up or ...I can feel grateful that they allowed me to be born. Today I can cry because roses have thorns or ... I can celebrate that thorns have roses. Today I can mourn my lack of friends or ... I can excitedly embark upon a quest to discover new relationships. Today I can whine because I have to go to work or ... I can shout for joy because I have a job to do. Today I can complain because I have to go to school or ... eagerly open my mind and fill it with rich new tidbits of knowledge. Today I can murmur dejectedly because I have to do housework or I can feel honored because God has provided shelter for my mind, body and soul. Today stretches ahead of me, waiting to be shaped. And here I am, the sculptor who gets to do the shaping. What today will be like is up to me. I get to choose what kind of day I will have! Have a GREAT DAY ... unless you have other plans! 28 July My Love Style According to Yahoo.![]() Your Love Style:DestinedFinding your love is like finding the other part of yourself that makes you complete.
My Personality Type Accoding to Yahoo.![]() Your Personality Type:RebelChallenging the status quo
24 May Can You Read This?Can you read this?? Olny srmat poelpe can! ?I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! 22 May Famous Last WordsDon’t worry it has airbags.
Hey what’s that buzzing noise? Don’t worry its not that deep.
I can pass this guy.
"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."
What does this button do?
Gee, that's a cute tattoo. Pull the pin and count to what?
Which wire was I supposed to cut?
OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.
look ma! no hands!
Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.
I dunno, press the button and find out.
Oops.
I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.
Hey, what's that beeping sound?
What, I never signed any organ donor papers
There's only one way to find out... No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.
Wheeeeeeeeee!
I know this great shortcut we can take. "I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before."
Whatchya gonna do now, tough guy?
No, silly, that's a dolphin fin!
9 May EuroTalk: English by EuropeansEuroTalk: English by Europeans The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby 26 April Didn't have any where else to save this at the momentSeize The Day! by Carolyn Arends Well I know a girl who was schooled in Manhttan She reads dusty books and learns phrases in Latin She is an author or maybe a poet A genius but it's just the world doesn't know it She works on her novel most every day and if you laugh she will say Seize the day Seize whatever you can Cause life slips away just like hourglass sand Seize the day! Pray for grace from God's hand And nothing will stand in your way Seize the day! I know a doctor, a fine young physician Left a six figure job for a mission position Now he's healing the sick in an African clinic He works in the dirt and writes home to the cynics He says we work through the night so most every day As we watch the sun rise we can say Seize the day Seize whatever you can Cause life slips away just like hourglass sand Seize the day! Pray for grace from God's hand And nothing will stand in your way Seize the day! I know a man who's been doing some thinking He's as bitter and cold as the whiskey he's drinking He's talkin 'bout fears and chances not taken If you listen to him you can hear his heart breaking He says one day you're born and the next day you're dead I wish way back when someone had said Seize the day Seize whatever you can Cause life slips away just like hourglass sand Seize the day! Pray for grace from God's hand And nothing will stand in your way Seize the day! One thing I've noticed wherever I wander Everyone's got a dream he can follow or squander You can do what you will with the days you are given I'm spending mine on the business of living So I'll sing my song off of any old stage You can laugh if you want I'll still say Seize the day Seize whatever you can Cause life slips away just like hourglass sand Seize the day! Pray for grace from God's hand And nothing will stand in your way Seize the day! 5 April You thought you knew me? Ha!A - Age: 2289 (I look young for my age)B – Best friend: My secret lover (I keep him hidden Under graces bed)C - Career: I ‘m a undercover cop (but shhhhh don’t tell nobody)D - Drink or smoke: I drink when thirsty but only smoke when I’m realllllllllllly madE - Easiest person/s to talk to: Myself lolF - Favorite song/s at the moment: Don’t have oneG - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: Gummy wormsH – Horrible Experience: That time I got sun bured so bad the other cannibals almost ate meI – Interesting fact about you: I’ve dabbled in cannibalism a little. HahahaJ - Junk foods you like: Old men mediem wellK- K-mart or Walmart: How about target? L - Longest car ride ever: 7 yearsM - My favorite Sport/s: Yo-YoN - Number of relationships you've had: ZeroO - One wish you have: For 1000 more!P - Phobias: Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, MotherQ - Favorite Quote: Don’t have oneR - Reason to smile: It makes people wonder what you’re thinkingS- Song: iunnoT- Time you woke up: What makes you think I'm awake? U - Unknown fact about you: I had botox cosmetics 25 years ago V - Vegetable/fruit you hate: Lima beans, kidney beans, coconuts, walnuts,W - Worst habit: Spending to much time on the internet filling out stupid surveys about myself X - X-rays you've had: I don't date rays. Y- Yummy food/s: anything that taste like chicken. LOLZ- Zodiac sign: Cancer 19 February B. C.> A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation > for her and her Baptist Church group. > > She wrote to a campground for reservations. > > She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully > equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to write the word > "toilet" in her letter. > So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode." > Once written down she still was not comfortable. > Finally she decided on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote, > "does your campground have its own "B.C.?" > > When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't > figure out what she meant by "B.C." > He showed it to several of the campers, one of whom suggested > the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church since there > was a letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist Church. > > So he sent this reply. > > Dear Madam: > The B.C. is located nine miles from the camp ground in a beautiful > grove of trees. > I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit of going > regularly. > No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350 > people at one time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and > Sunday of each week. > Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it. > The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the > quietest passages. > > It may interest you to know that my daughter met her husband there. > > We are also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the > old ones have holes in them. > > Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend regularly. > It's been a good six months since she last went. > It pains her very much not to be able to go more often. > As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially > in cold weather. > Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with > you, and introduce you to all the other folks who will be there. > > I look forward to your visit. > > We offer a very friendly campground. |
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