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7 October

looking for the good in all things

Attitude of Gratitude...

I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do before the clock strikes midnight. I have responsibilities to fulfill today. I am important. My job is to choose what kind of day I am going to have.

Today I can complain because the weather is rainy or ... I can be thankful that the grass is getting watered for free.

Today I can feel sad that I don't have more money or ... I can be glad that my finances encourage me to plan my purchases wisely and guide me away from waste.

Today I can grumble about my health or ... I can rejoice that I am alive.

Today I can lament over all that my parents didn't give me when I was growing up or ...I can feel grateful that they allowed me to be born.

Today I can cry because roses have thorns or ... I can celebrate that thorns have roses.

Today I can mourn my lack of friends or ... I can excitedly embark upon a quest to discover new relationships.

Today I can whine because I have to go to work or ... I can shout for joy because I have a job to do.

Today I can complain because I have to go to school or ... eagerly open my mind and fill it with rich new tidbits of knowledge.

Today I can murmur dejectedly because I have to do housework or I can feel honored because God has provided shelter for my mind, body and soul. Today stretches ahead of me, waiting to be shaped. And here I am, the sculptor who gets to do the shaping. What today will be like is up to me. I get to choose what kind of day I will have! Have a GREAT DAY ... unless you have other plans!

28 July

My Love Style According to Yahoo.

Your Love Style:

Destined

Finding your love is like finding the other part of yourself that makes you complete.
  • For you, falling in love is like being reunited with the other part of yourself that finally gives meaning to everything in your life. This "soul mate" completes you. You empower each other to be the best you can be. You get each other's jokes and love the same books and movies. You talk until you go hoarse. You enjoy an intimacy that most people can't even imagine.
  • The downside of the Destined love style is that you typically have to search for years and years (and go on lots of bad dates) to find this type of love. Destiny is on your side, but doesn't always follow your timeline. Also, the intense mental, emotional, and spiritual bonding you go through can at times get in the way of just having fun or enjoying great sex. Given how hard it is to find a potential soul mate, it's easy to understand why you would take it so seriously. Just don't forget the equally silly and sexy aspects of love.
  • Your approach to love can change over time. You may go through periods when you need a more casual love style, especially after a painful breakup with a potential soul mate. For now, the common features of your love "style" include:
  • Love means sharing your life completely with someone. His friends and family become your friends and family, and vice versa. Love requires sacrifice, and at times this means giving up parts of your own life so you can share a life together.
  • Like the song says, "If you want to know if he loves you so, it's in his kiss." You want passionate kisses and won't settle for anything less. The two of you will probably be instantly attracted to each other. You're not a purist who thinks love is a saintly connection between "friends." You have plenty of friends. You want a lover!
  • Both partners have to decide when they're ready to make a commitment and at what pace. Rushing into a commitment only adds to the pressure of forming a relationship. The two of you have to find the type and level of commitment that makes sense given your feelings and how long you've been together.

My Personality Type Accoding to Yahoo.

Your Personality Type:

Rebel

Challenging the status quo
  • You're a Rebel and in many ways an outsider. You refuse to adapt your personality to please other people. You are always the same and always yourself, whether you're at work, at a party, or with your family and friends.
  • It's hard to write a personality summary for a Rebel like yourself. First, you're skeptical by nature and probably have your doubts about this report even before you read it. Second, you see yourself as the exception to most rules. You don't like to be boxed into a type. So we can only offer you the following summary and suggest that if you find a shoe that fits, wear it...or at least try it on for size.
  • To you, being a Rebel is not about being the "bad boy or girl." (Or perhaps we should say it's not just about that.) Being a Rebel means questioning ideas and authority. It's about your commitment to being a free thinker and making your own judgments and decisions. You can see it in the eclectic music you listen to, for example, and your unique clothing style. Although you're a very private person, those closest to you get to enjoy your sarcastic wit and spontaneity. Your golden rule in relationships is that no one tries to control the other.
  • Although some people see you as a pain in the neck (and other body parts), you actually have an enormous respect for people and individual rights. You reject the conformist idea that people are like interchangeable parts. You look to find in others what you've always had—a spark of life that uniquely defines you. You often help bring this out in other people. For example, you're the type of friend that doesn't always tell you what you want to hear. You can't stand hypocrites and won't let your friends, family, or co-workers get away with saying one thing and doing another.
  • Unlike the most famous Rebel, who was "without a cause," you have to have a purpose in life. This isn't easy when you reject society's standard scripts for how to become an adult. You know going after the perfect job, car, and house is a hollow pursuit. You reject any path that asks you to sacrifice yourself for someone else's gain. Instead, your path requires that you take the proverbial "road less traveled." You have to follow your "bliss" (or what uniquely engages you). As an official "outsider," you have to find other outsiders who are also pursuing their bliss and can appreciate your spark of life. 
24 May

Can You Read This?

Can you read this?? Olny srmat poelpe can! ?

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

22 May

Famous Last Words

Don’t worry it has airbags.

Hey what’s that buzzing noise?


Don’t worry its not that deep.
 
No, he doesn’t bite?.

Hey look a light at the end of the tunnel.
 

 

I can pass this guy.

My brakes are fine.

Nice doggy
.

I think it's trying to communicate...

 

"Na, I don't think we need to go to the hospital."

 

What does this button do?

 

Gee, that's a cute tattoo.

Pull the pin and count to what?

 

Which wire was I supposed to cut?

I wonder where the mother bear is.

I've seen this done on TV.

These are the good kind of mushrooms. .

I'll hold it and you light the fuse.

 

OK, I'll go ahead and make your day.

This doesn't taste right.

 

look ma! no hands!

 

Don't worry, I'm sure it's dead by now.

 

I dunno, press the button and find out.

 

Oops.

Don't worry, it's not contagious.

Awright, let's see, how do we work this thing?


Trust me, I know what I'm doing.

He can't hear us, he's miles away

 

I'm sure this isn't the poisonous kind.

Don't worry, we outnumber them.

 

Hey, what's that beeping sound?

I'm sure it's just the wind.


Of course it's safe!

No, this tribe is peaceful!

 

What, I never signed any organ donor papers

 

There's only one way to find out...

No, no, these are safe, I've seen birds eat them all the time.

Watch, I'll prove it!

 

Wheeeeeeeeee!

 

I know this great shortcut we can take.

"I can't believe no one has ever thought of this before."

 

Whatchya gonna do now, tough guy?

 

No, silly, that's a dolphin fin!

 

 

9 May

EuroTalk: English by Europeans

EuroTalk: English by Europeans

The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby
English will be the official language of the European Union rather than
German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's Government conceded that
English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year
phase-in plan that would be known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, 's' will replace the soft 'c'. Sertainly, this
will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard 'c' will be dropped
in favor of the 'k'. This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan
have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome 'ph' will be replased with the 'f'. This will make words
like 'fotograf' 20% shorter!
In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be
expected to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.
Governments will enkorage the removal of double leters which have
always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the
horible mes of the silent 'e' in the languag is disgrasful and it should
goaway.

By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing 'th' with
'z' and 'w' wiz 'v'.

During ze fifz year ze unesesary 'o' kan be dropd from vords
kontaining 'ou' and similar changes vud of kurs be aplid to ozer
kombinations of
leters.

After ze fifz yer ve vil hav a rali sensibl ritn styl. Zer vil be no mor
trubl or difikultis and evriun vil find it ezi tu undrstand ech ozer. Zen
Z Drem Vil Finali Kum Tru!!


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26 April

Didn't have any where else to save this at the moment

Seize The Day!
by Carolyn Arends

Well I know a girl who was schooled in Manhttan
She reads dusty books and learns phrases in Latin
She is an author or maybe a poet
A genius but it's just the world doesn't know it
She works on her novel most every day and if you laugh she will say

Seize the day
Seize whatever you can
Cause life slips away just like hourglass sand
Seize the day!
Pray for grace from God's hand
And nothing will stand in your way
Seize the day!

I know a doctor, a fine young physician
Left a six figure job for a mission position
Now he's healing the sick in an African clinic
He works in the dirt and writes home to the cynics
He says we work through the night so most every day
As we watch the sun rise we can say

Seize the day
Seize whatever you can
Cause life slips away just like hourglass sand
Seize the day!
Pray for grace from God's hand
And nothing will stand in your way
Seize the day!

I know a man who's been doing some thinking
He's as bitter and cold as the whiskey he's drinking
He's talkin 'bout fears and chances not taken
If you listen to him you can hear his heart breaking
He says one day you're born and the next day you're dead
I wish way back when someone had said

Seize the day
Seize whatever you can
Cause life slips away just like hourglass sand
Seize the day!
Pray for grace from God's hand
And nothing will stand in your way
Seize the day!

One thing I've noticed wherever I wander
Everyone's got a dream he can follow or squander
You can do what you will with the days you are given
I'm spending mine on the business of living
So I'll sing my song off of any old stage
You can laugh if you want I'll still say

Seize the day
Seize whatever you can
Cause life slips away just like hourglass sand
Seize the day!
Pray for grace from God's hand
And nothing will stand in your way
Seize the day!
5 April

You thought you knew me? Ha!

A - Age: 2289 (I look young for my age)

B – Best friend:

My secret lover (I keep him hidden Under graces bed)

C - Career:

I ‘m a undercover cop (but shhhhh don’t tell nobody)

D - Drink or smoke:

I drink when thirsty but only smoke when I’m realllllllllllly mad

E - Easiest person/s to talk to:

Myself lol

F - Favorite song/s at the moment:

Don’t have one

G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms:

Gummy worms

H – Horrible Experience:

That time I got sun bured so bad the other cannibals almost ate me

I – Interesting fact about you:

I’ve dabbled in cannibalism a little. Hahaha

J - Junk foods you like: Old men mediem well

K- K-mart or Walmart: How about target?

L - Longest car ride ever:

7 years

M - My favorite Sport/s:

Yo-Yo

N - Number of relationships you've had:

Zero

O - One wish you have:

For 1000 more!

P - Phobias:

Santa Claus, Tooth Fairy, Mother

Q - Favorite Quote:

Don’t have one

R - Reason to smile:

It makes people wonder what you’re thinking

S- Song:

iunno

T- Time you woke up: What makes you think I'm awake?

U - Unknown fact about you: I had botox cosmetics 25 years ago

V - Vegetable/fruit you hate:

Lima beans, kidney beans, coconuts, walnuts,

W - Worst habit: Spending to much time on the internet filling out stupid surveys about myself

 

X - X-rays you've had: I don't date rays.

Y- Yummy food/s:

anything that taste like chicken. LOL

Z- Zodiac sign: Cancer

19 February

B. C.

>   A very proper lady began planning a week's camping vacation
>   for her and her Baptist Church group.
>
>   She wrote to a campground for reservations.
>
>   She wanted to make sure that the campground was fully
>   equipped and modern, but couldn't bring herself to write the word
>   "toilet" in her letter.
>   So, she decided on the old-fashioned term "Bathroom Commode."
>   Once written down she still was not comfortable.
>   Finally she decided on the abbreviation "B.C." and wrote,
>   "does your campground have its own "B.C.?"
>
>   When the campground owner received the letter, he couldn't
>   figure out what she meant by "B.C."
>   He showed it to several of the campers, one of whom suggested
>   the lady was obviously referring to a Baptist Church since there
>   was a letterhead on the paper which referred to a Baptist Church.
>
>   So he sent this reply.
>
>   Dear Madam:
>   The B.C. is located nine miles from the camp ground in a beautiful
>   grove of trees.
>   I admit it is quite a distance if you are in the habit of going
>   regularly.
>   No doubt you will be pleased to know that it will seat 350
>   people at one time, and it is open on Tuesday, Thursday, and
>   Sunday of each week.
>   Some folks like to take their lunch and make a day of it.
>   The acoustics are very good, so everyone can hear even the
>   quietest passages.
>
>   It may interest you to know that my daughter met her husband there.
>
>   We are also having a fund-raiser to purchase new seats, as the
>   old ones have holes in them.
>
>   Unfortunately my wife is ill and has not been able to attend
regularly.
>   It's been a good six months since she last went.
>   It pains her very much not to be able to go more often.
>   As we grow older, it seems to be more of an effort, especially
>   in cold weather.
>   Perhaps I could accompany you the first time you go, sit with
>   you, and introduce you to all the other folks who will be there.
>
>   I look forward to your visit.
>
>   We offer a very friendly campground.
 

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